A Loving Daughter

A New Hampshire teenager was arrested after allegedly spiking her mother's Kool-Aid with Lysol and burning her throat with the tainted drink, MyFoxBoston reported.

Police say 17-year-old Brittany Merrill poisoned the drink to get back at her mother for an argument they had at home two days before.

Merrill was charged with misdemeanor reckless conduct and arraigned Monday at a court in Hampton, N.H., MyFoxBoston reported.

Merrill's mother detected stopped drinking the Kool-Aid and called 911 after her throat began burning, police said. Emergency responders arrived at the home at about 1:30 a.m., though the victim did not want to be taken to the hospital.



Merrill's mother obtained a court order barring her daughter from having contact with her, which means the teen will not have a place to live if she posts her $500 bail.

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So your mom denied you that makeover at the mall because she knew it was a waste of money. You are, and always will be, a complete mess right? What else could it have been? I mean it had to be as serious as this if you're spiking mom's Kool-aid. Do people still drink Kool-aid anyway? Its 1:30am, her mom should have been in bed, not drinking Kool-aid and burning her throat off. What does she have for breakfast, Ovaltine? Listen, we have all had arguments with our moms and I think this ole tub o'goo took it to the next level. If I fought with my mom and wanted to get her back, I threw my plate in the sink as opposed to the dishwasher. I didn't deliberately cause chemical burns down the
lining of her esophagus. Did she expect to get grounded and call it even? What goes through someones mind when spiking mommy's bug juice with Lysol anyway? Chances are this isn't the first erratic thing this asshat has done in her life, so maybe you should have sought help the first couple of times. Serves this mom right for not paying attention to her kid's obvious lunacy. Let this be a lesson, if your kid acts out, and the behavior is deemed erratic by a normal person, chop off a pinkie. It will send the message instantly and constantly remind them when they see their missing digit. Besides the pinkie is on its way out, its so 10,0000 years ago, so it doesn't even matter.

 So mommy, now that you talk like Marlon Brando, and your kid is forbidden back in your home, don't you feel silly you didn't nip this in the bud like...at birth for example? I mean she obviously brings nothing to the table except the fat, acne, Goth look coupled with an obvious tendency for
chemical warfare. Have fun in the streets chub rock, maybe you will find a nice home elsewhere
where they can use a nice lye bath or something...