Cat Snack

The Marinating Cat Is Off the Menu -- And In a New Home

Published August 11, 2010
FoxNews.com


A 4-year-old feline was rescued Sunday from 51-year-old Gary Korkuc, who was preparing the cat as a meal by “marinating” him in oil and peppers in the trunk of his car. Police officers made the discovery during a traffic stop.

The Erie County SPCA's Alice Mallone, who handled the first adoption as well as Dankowski’s

adoption, said of Oliver, “it was a match made in heaven.”

She says Dankowski’s adoption of Oliver “warms her heart” because she knows that this time Oliver is going to a caring and loving home.

Police say Korkuc told them he mistreated the cat because it was ill-tempered. Korkuc was charged with cruelty and released.

Dankowski describes Oliver as “adorable, playful, loves attention, and is not aggressive at all.”

Since being at home, Dankowski says, Oliver has been exploring his new home and the only thing left to do is get Oliver acclimated with her other feline friend.

“They have met through the baby gate and hissed at each other a little. It will take time.”



SCREEEECH! Hold the music! This dude was mad at his cat so he marinated the fucker in oil and peppers and was going to eat him? Am I reading this right? First of all, who gets mad at a cat. Secondly, granted, cats suck, but everyone knows you bury them up to their head on the lawn and then just mow the grass, you don't eat them. Better yet, the cat was marinating in his trunk! Where the fuck was he taking him? Obviously he was taking him to some Cambodian restaurant for the proper preparation. Everybody knows that those peeps love to eat household pets. I guess he kept in the trunk as not to spill oil on the leather, makes sense.. My question is, what if it suffocates? Perhaps he factored that in I suppose. Cat may very well be better tasting dead than alive, I'm not sure, though I would probably prefer it alive as it would be fresher and more succulent.

I'm not totally convinced after reading this that this guy has lost it. I mean cats are the worst fucking animals alive (eat me PETA). All they do is sit on top of televisions and chase fucking strings around. Not to mention they have attitudes as well. I love people who compare dogs to cats and say cats are also fun and playful. Cat people are distinctly different than dog people. Cats blow, period. Too bad this guy wasn't one of those animal hoarders who have like 50,000 cats in their homes. Can you imagine the smorgasbord this dude would have? I mean I'm talkin cat dumplings, stuffed cat, fried cat sandwiches, cat pizza, cat infused seafood...the list can go on and on....

So, I suppose there is a lesson to be learned here. If you're gonna eat cat, don't marinate it in your trunk beforehand. Let it simmer at home where it belongs. That being said, this guy just brought eating pussy to a whole new level.

P.S. I wonder what other recipes he has, I'm drooling just thinking about it